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  • The Craft

    The Craft


    My boyfriend wanted to watch this since we've spent a good portion of lockdown going through the back catalogue of late nineties teen horror-thrillers and this is undoubtedly one of the worst offerings from that decade.

  • You Don't Nomi

    You Don't Nomi


    This is an engaging, insightful, and well-made documentary that's enjoyable for both fans and detractors of the source material alike.

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  • The Meg

    The Meg

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is either going to be the best or worst film ever made.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    Judging from the trailer, it would be a nightmare to see this with an audience who will not shut up.