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  • Picasso Trigger

    Picasso Trigger

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    Imagine how psyched Andy Sidaris would’ve been if drones had hit the market during his lifetime

  • Gunmen

    Gunmen

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    Not sure why I keep watching Christopher Lambert vehicles when I’m pretty sure I hate the fucker. Moreover, why do I keep watching Dennis Leary movies?? Whoever thought of making Lambert the comic relief here needs their noodle examined - though it is a departure from his usual Cajun Android schtick. Some light penis humour breaks up the monotony. Truly weird that this came out in 1993.

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  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

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    Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.

  • Cyclone

    Cyclone

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    Sometimes, when people ask me what kind of movies I like, I say "oh y'know, Altman and Scorsese and stuff" when really I mean "Fred Olen Ray movies about women who ride motorcycles and shoot lazers at people".