Alan 🐳

Alan 🐳

Mostly trashy bullshit

Favorite films

  • Stalked by My Ex
  • Stalked by My Neighbor
  • Stalked by My Mother
  • Stalked by My Doctor

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  • After the Screaming Stops

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  • Tiptoes

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  • The Rich Man's Wife

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  • Phase IV

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  • The Satan Bug

    The Satan Bug

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    Ridiculously convoluted and straight up idiotic at times - so many points where I was saying β€œwhy the fuck is this happening?” or β€œwho the fuck is this guy now??” - but it’s pretty entertaining if you’re okay with watching 400 identical old men in brown suits talk to eachother for 2 hours. Clearly they’re going for a Bond thing with Maharis in the lead but this guy is a piece of furniture. Not nearly enough is made of β€œEd…

  • Tiptoes

    Tiptoes

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    Woulda thunk Gary Oldman’s only remotely nuanced performance would be in fucking Tiptoes??

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