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  • Opera

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  • Omen III: The Final Conflict

  • Top Gun: Maverick

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  • Dirty Dancing

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  • Opera

    Opera

    Argento's taste in metal is very bad

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

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    Utterly cornball - obviously - but so unrelentingly sincere that it breaks through and ends up being pretty moving. Almost feels like Cruise’s version of a Creed, though Tombo is never going to allow himself to be as vulnerable as Sly did. Five stars because I can’t remember the last time I saw a big budget spectacle that delivers on every level as this does. Hugely rewarding if you can give yourself over to the Cruise. Berlin would have worked a lot better than whatever that Lady Gaga trash was though - my only note. Helluva thing!

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  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

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    Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.

  • Fatal Attraction

    Fatal Attraction

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    Can I get a comprehensive list of movies that can be synopsised as "Michael Douglas should've kept his dingus in his pants"