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  • The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)


    If he isn’t a great artist, that means he’s just a prick.

    The ‘he’ is universal here.

  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight


    The only upside to being over 35 is you don’t get raped as much.

    I think I could appreciate this film more if I were 50, my husband was going through a mid-life crisis (but it’s actually just his true persona and I’ve somehow never realised that men don’t start midlife crises at 22), and our marriage had already crumbled to dust but, what’s the point? So, we sit down, several feet apart, watch this film, hope he learns a lesson, and then go to sleep in the same bed, facing opposite directions. 

    Or maybe it’d be easier if my parents watched it together...

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  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2


    you were so confident ✨💓🌺 why? you shouldn’t be 🌳👑🌻

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey


    I can’t (and will not try to) say anything that could possibly add any value to this film. My opinion means nothing here, but Kubrick was an absolute genius.