I give out 5 stars like candy please don't think I know what I'm talking about I just like it when the movies do a good.

Favorite films

  • The Incredibles
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • The Simpsons Movie
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Recent activity

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines


  • Ratatouille


  • Soul


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Smurfs

    The Smurfs

    Ok but the "I Kissed A Smurf And I Liked It" joke doesn't work because Smurfette is the only girl in Smurf village which means Smurfs are objectively incapable of being lesbians but then again how would romance and procreation work the Smurfs are all men unless the Smurfs all date each other and are one big gay tribe but that doesn't fit the reference because Katy Perry's song is about girls kissing girls not boys kissing boys especially since…

  • Ratatouille



    This movie is so full of love. Full of love for food, for Paris, for art and the artists who create them, just everything in this movie is so packed with love and admiration for the world around it. Everyone cites Anton Ego's monologue about criticism vs the creative process as the film's crowning achievement, but nothing describes my love for this movie more than the facial animation on Anton Ego's face when he eats the Ratatouille and slowly comes to grips with how overwhelmed he is by the joy and nostalgia that every single bite gives him. It's perfect visual storytelling.