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  • La La Land
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
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  • The Lighthouse

    ★★

  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★½

  • Minari

    ★★★★★

  • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

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  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Scavenger Hunt Dec 2023 #1: Watch a movie with an actor from The Walking Dead

    "They need to see me succeed at something for once."
    "For what? Isn't it more important for them to see us together?"
    "You go ahead and do what you want. Even if I fail, I have to finish what I started."

    My grandmother, who I call Bà Nội and not Halmeoni, just turned 87 years old. Until a few months ago, the most I had…

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

    "This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon."
    "I know."
    "What do we do?"
    "Enjoy it."

    I had a friend. This was (and, I'm sure, still is) her favorite movie. Once, a few years ago now, we watched it together over a shitty Discord call and stream. I hated it, intensely so, because I knew there was something then that I didn't understand. The scenes I had just watched were just frames of memory and faces devoid of…

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★

    Scavenger Hunt December 2023 #3: Watch a horror movie that takes place in one location

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  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★½

    Scavenger Hunt Dec 2023 #2: Watch a movie that's a part of the Criterion Collection

    "Okay. A classic. 'The most powerful single force in the world today is man's eternal desire to be free and independent.' Kennedy."
    "Okay.

    So this movie is absolutely insane, I was not expecting it to take the turns that it did. It makes me want to stop reading movie synopses and just watch, because that's what I did here, and it totally paid off.

    This…

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  • All the Light We Cannot See

    All the Light We Cannot See

    This might have been pretty passable or good if I didn’t know the original story, but because the novel happens to be my favorite book, I am especially pissed at this absolutely terrible adaptation. Every story change destroys some part of the novel that makes it great. Every character is completely different in a BAD way. It’s so melodramatically written and obsessed with cliche. At this point I’m convinced that Shawn Levy is particularly gifted at making beautiful looking piles…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

    i am pained to admit that this is the first time i’ve actually wanted an actor to choke me. elizabeth olsen you really scare me but i like it