Alexander Båtsvik

Think I'll stop writing bad reviews, but don't worry! They will still be badly written.

Favorite films

  • Lilya 4-ever
  • Land of Silence and Darkness
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Little Dieter Needs to Fly

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  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ★★★½

  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★½

  • Shrek

    ★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★★

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  • Red Post on Escher Street

    Red Post on Escher Street

    ★★★★½

    Like his other movie why dont you play in hell? It really comes togheter in the end, and it’s kind of a similar vibe throughout. It’s simple, yet complicated, hard to put in words. The thing I’m sure of is that it’s feel good and I feel good, so give this one a chance.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    When I pronounce Michelle Yeoh in my head I do it like I imagine Doja Cat would do it and it becomes Michelle Yuh.

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  • Death Proof

    Death Proof

    ★★★★★

    Fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap
    -DONK! DONK! DONK!
    -Mom, not now, i'm watching the greatest film ever!

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    ★★★★½

    I think when i'm dead, a picture of Mary Elizabeth Winstead will give me a boner too.