lil keanu just being a very good and cute boy while plucking grapes in the most beautiful setting, and sometimes things get sexy: my fuckingggg kryptonite
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This whole movie I was like why tf did they cast a guy who sounds like a serial killer to be the narrator until the last few minutes and I was like ahhhhh
Anyway mostly this is just boring? There’s a reason Blair Witch Project became the blueprint and not this lol. But I get why it’s significant just for having been made.
Despite the heterosexy-looking poster this movie is mostly about women helping women and the stupidity of religious conservatism. It's got cute fashions, lovely locations, a range of real and fake French accents, and plentiful uses of the "mmmm" face when someone bites into something tasty. I dug it a lot.