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  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Trust
  • Desperately Seeking Susan
  • Re-Animator

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  • A Walk in the Clouds

    ★★★★

  • The Last Broadcast

    ★★

  • The Monster's Christmas

    ★★★

  • Dead Pigs

    ★★★★

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  • A Walk in the Clouds

    A Walk in the Clouds

    ★★★★

    lil keanu just being a very good and cute boy while plucking grapes in the most beautiful setting, and sometimes things get sexy: my fuckingggg kryptonite

  • The Last Broadcast

    The Last Broadcast

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This whole movie I was like why tf did they cast a guy who sounds like a serial killer to be the narrator until the last few minutes and I was like ahhhhh

    Anyway mostly this is just boring? There’s a reason Blair Witch Project became the blueprint and not this lol. But I get why it’s significant just for having been made.

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  • Chocolat

    Chocolat

    ★★★★

    Despite the heterosexy-looking poster this movie is mostly about women helping women and the stupidity of religious conservatism. It's got cute fashions, lovely locations, a range of real and fake French accents, and plentiful uses of the "mmmm" face when someone bites into something tasty. I dug it a lot.

  • Irma Vep

    Irma Vep

    ★★★½

    omg I never realized that "IRMA VEP" was an anagram for "VAMPIRE" ??????? HOW do I have a master's degree!??!?!?!