Favorite films

  • Jobe'z World
  • Death to Smoochy
  • Garlic Is as Good as Ten Mothers
  • Real Life

Recent activity

  • Past Lives

  • Inside Man


  • You Hurt My Feelings


  • Death Proof


Recent reviews

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    movie was completely ruined for me by one of the worst audiences of a24 cucks i’ve ever encountered in my life loudly talking over the entire movie saying things like “STOPPPPP” “AWWWWWW” “I LOVE THAT FOR HERRRR” and “THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE”. they audibly roared with laughter multiple times at the lightest jokes of all time scattered throughout this very not funny movie. had i watchd this at home i may have actually connected with it and enjoyed it but rn i’m feeling like the joker. the lead guy was handsome as hell. mandate polyamory.

  • You Hurt My Feelings

    You Hurt My Feelings


    david cross scenes were making me lol 
    josh pais playing josh pais was sick
    shoutout union square paragon sportsss

Popular reviews

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    as the credits rolled i walked into the lobby and was greeted at a table by 2 recruiters for the us army. i sat down with them, read some literature they had available and made a necessary decision to defend my country.

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    soooooooo good on rewatch. sure to be reevaluated in a decade and considered a misunderstood masterpiece by those who dislike it now. brought back a kindof forgotten memory of when i lived in my first of many shitty ass apartments in phoenix, arizona and my roommate and i came home late at night to find a sketchy looking man sprawled out on our stairs completely unconscious looking like he had od’d but the way he was sprawled out made it…