this is me: @onlyfilmnoir

everything gets 5 stars. you get 5 stars.

Favorite films

  • Picnic at Hanging Rock
  • Something Wild
  • Suspiria
  • Barry Lyndon

Recent activity

  • No One Will Save You


  • Flaming Star


  • Beat Street


  • 2046


Recent reviews

  • No One Will Save You

    No One Will Save You


    1. the aliens: “stop resisting, we bring you therapy”
    2. favorite was the spider alien vogueing 
    3. Brian Duffield rules, love everything I’ve seen of his
    4. that sound design
    5. aliens could use a chiropractor

  • Flaming Star

    Flaming Star


    1. eyy John McIntire is in this, the Western actor that was also the Psycho sherriff
    2. surprisingly dark for an Elvis film
    3. lotta white dudes playing indigenous folks 
    4. co-stars Barbara Eden, pre-Jeannie; always enjoy seeing Dolores del Río 
    5. Don Siegel is a great director, enough dynamic camera movement & framing to keep this downbeat Elvis western moving along; has such a captivating final shot

Popular reviews

  • Missing



    the cursor hovering over the final CAPTCHA bus picture with uncertainty is the most real thing I’ve seen in a movie

  • Air



    do the Crocs movie you cowards