Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2023 5

  Miles Morales faces off against the most evil latino man since Alejandro G. Iñarritu and the least homosexual holes man in the most stunning, life-altering smorgasbord of audio-visual artworks since the BABYLON ending

  movie of the fucking LIFE.

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  Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Jun 2023 3

  “You’re on your way.”

  of course loses some of the instantly infectious charm and awe after the 10th goddamn viewing but man, it still feels as eye-opening and revolutionary as it did almost 5 years ago. idk just feels really nice to age with and start seeing in real time the lasting and eternal legacy this will bring to american animation. what a fucking picture

Popular reviews

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  Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Jan 2023 15

  WINNIE POOH DIES TONIGHT 

  this is the movie diego calva saw in his epiphany at the end of babylon

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  Pain and Glory 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jul 2019 1

  i didn't think antonio banderas could top his performance in shrek 2 (2004) but... i think he might have done it