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  • Gattaca

    ★★★★

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★½

  • Widows

    ★★★★

  • RRR

    ★★★★★

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  • Gattaca

    Gattaca

    ★★★★

    tony shalhoub and ethan hawke are in this movie. if you combine Ethan hawke and tony shalhoub you can get tony hawk. tony hawk is American skateboard man. have you considered this. there is no Skateboard in this movie but instead there is Science. i love science. periodic table of element. water cycle. f is ma

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★½

    they should have called this Top Gun 2: There’s No Way They Call This One Gay if We Put A Woman in The Airplane also We will Still Have A Scene Where People Play Sports on the Beach in Jeans and Yeah It is Psychotic and Weird also this Is war crime Military Propaganda But It is Okay because This Shit absolutely Rules and Is Really Cool and they Play Danger Zone a Lot in This.

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  • Widows

    Widows

    ★★★★

    i would shit myself to death if i was being robbed and one of the 4 robbers was 7 foot tall elizabeth debicki

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ★★

    watched this movie as God intended (on my laptop through some Indian dude’s phone recording with a bunch of pop ups that told me i got a virus while i played a crossword game on my phone. i solved a lot of crosswords it was pretty cool my brain became massive. they’re calling me massive brain ali now. i didn’t really pay attention to a lot of the things that happened because i was making my brain bigger but unfortunately…