This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
okay so if the premise here is that this kid coded and programmed the entire video game world then he definitely visualized and rendered his dad's dick, right? and all the moments where this vaguely played like an erotic thriller? including the scene where his dad sucks on his mom's chin, penetrates her for a second and then pulls out yelling "that's it. i win."(???) presumably he role-played all of this in his fishing minecraft game, right? that's the implication?
If this movie wasn't so dumb, I would be more offended at how casually misogynist and anti-intellectual it is. I'm actually more offended at the fact that it's part of the Criterion Collection. How?!?
It's way too long, it's hard for me to root for characters so stupid, and Ben Affleck's cry face will never not make me laugh. Ditto with that image near the end of the kids running with American flags by a mural of JFK. This movie…