Allen Cloyd

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  • David Attenborough: A Life on Our Planet

    David Attenborough: A Life on Our Planet


    "we've come this far because we are the smartest creatures that have ever lived. but to continue, we require more than intelligence. we require wisdom."

    i have seen a lot of documentaries about natural history and climate change but this one took it to the next level!

    i literally cried thrice (even more, idk i lost count) because it's too painful to watch. what makes it more heartbreaking is that we, individually, are personally responsible for it, one way or…

  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness


    the shots got me like 😮😍😳😲🤩
    but then the story be like ↘️↙️↖️↩️⤵️↙️↪️⬇️

Popular reviews

  • Y Tu Mamá También

    Y Tu Mamá También


    i have this love-hate relationship with the idea of summer fling, but this one's really really good! i kinda predicted the flow of the story from the first fifteen minutes but was still surprised by a couple of small, quirky, stylistic, fascinating details that really set this film apart—take the 23 pigs for example.

    still having second thoughts about the entirety of it but i know it's not something less of terrific. will definitely revisit this one someday.

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project


    this is exactly what ellen meant when she said she doesn't want kids