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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★

    i hate seagulls

  • Brick

    Brick

    ★★★

    the messiest plot of all time

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    i’m so embarrassed for only watching this in 2021. i haven’t felt completely consumed by a film in the longest time, and parasite did it for me. i already had high expectations but i did not expect THAT. it’s so much to process i can’t. i am truly amazed how in the fuck is every review not five stars??? the whole time watching this i forgot i existed i was so fixated on what was happening on screen THANK YOU BONG FOR THIS MASTERPIECE WOW

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    ★★★★★

    how can a series be so perfect omg... phase 4 looking so good rn