Phil A. Mignon

Phil A. Mignon

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[all films are those i've watched since 1/1/16]

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  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★½

    A yearly Borat television special would be great, an annual report from the Sagdiyev family on the evildoings of America. Of course this is impossible, considering how this movie barely skirts the fact that Cohen is completely recognizable by most Americans under 40 no matter what disguise he slaps on his face. But Borat crawled through the drudges of America's bullshit so people like Andrew Callaghan and Eric Andre could run through it.

  • Braindead

    Braindead

    ★★★★★

    This is the third time I've watched the theatrical cut of this since I've acquired the composited uncut version. I'm saving that one for a special occasion I guess.

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  • Where the Dead Go to Die

    Where the Dead Go to Die

    ★★★★½

    I know most probably consider this garbage, but it's done the same thing to me that The Burning Moon did. There's something so inexplicably appealing about this to me. Jimmy knows exactly what he wants and he fucking does it, it's probably the most complete and singular artistic vision I've seen in a while.

    I'm giving this a good rating. Don't fucking @ me. If I need an excuse to justify why I like this so much, I'm just going to say that Labby told me to.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★

    Unsurprisingly, this is a pretentious and self-righteous waste of time! Ari Aster, you're a dumb fuck!