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  • Hustlers



    j.lo strips to fiona apple’s “criminal” while men throw obscene amounts of money at her / feminist strippers rob rich white men / the men barely even speak on screen / pls put “motherhood is a mental illness” on my gravestone because that line murdered my entire creative writing portfolio / best film of 2019 bye

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two


    tbh i liked this but it was rather long and i ate too much over salted popcorn and drank too much overpriced water and couldn’t find the right time to go to the bathroom and felt like i missed something when i finally did. a few of the characters are extremely underdeveloped (mike) and a few things get unresolved (richie’s trauma) but it’s a mostly fun movie and bill skarsgård is still an effectively creepy pennywise imo.

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  • Lords of Chaos

    Lords of Chaos


    saw this in a fairly empty theater and i enjoyed most of it. can’t say anything that hasn’t already been said - fairly sensationalized account of mayhem/the norwegian black metal scene, good visuals, black humor etc. rory culkin killed it in his greasy jet black hair, crop tops & ankle boots. v life metal. listen to the lpotl episodes if you haven’t but i assume everyone who is into this probs has 

    also i’m constantly surprised by how often a tall swede is on screen and it’s 9/10 times a skarsgård brother.

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird


    i’ll probably write something about this movie later when i can see thru my tears