• How to Be Single

    How to Be Single

    ★★★½

    Deeply enjoyed this?

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★★½

    Oscar snub on Camp Isn't Home still hurts

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★

    Still slaps on a plane screen

  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    ★★

    Progression is mildly better than the last one but good lord is it boring

  • The Marvels

    The Marvels

    Guys it's cute

  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

    ★★★★

    The fuck is wrong with all these reviews

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★

    Everything I wanted from Morbius

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★½

    Rejecting that Lisa Frankenstein exists in this universe because Jennifer's Body is in a world all its own

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    ★★★½

    Okay this one is still genuinely fun

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★

    No one is more upset about this than me and I’m awarding half a star for the soundtrack alone

    Jennifer’s Body came out almost 15 years ago and they’ve told me this movie is supposed to be taking place in the same universe, so it’s hard not to feel like this is a massive step back.

    There’s a lot of fun to be had, but so much of this fell short for me. Just feels so thin.

  • Dumb Money

    Dumb Money

    ★★★½

    My third time watching and the Winklevoss involvement combined with the 'you can take down wall street, too' attitude of certain scenes makes me think this was covertly priming people to fall for the next NFT/crypto scam

    Don't wanna miss out and be a loser!

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★★½

    Double featured on a flight with Bottoms, the ideal in flight entertainment