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  • Crank

    Crank

    ★★★★

    most hyper masculine film ever lol. jason statham is sexy tho

  • The Lovely Bones

    The Lovely Bones

    ★★½

    wanted to watch this for ages i’m disappointed :( wtf was going on. could have been a lot lot lot better. not what i expected. n don’t like mark wahlberg

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  • Snatch

    Snatch

    ★★★★★

    all films should have brad pitt in

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★

    was quite slow but last bit was sooo good AND it has SEX GOD BRAD PITT so obvs 4 stars. very long tho i had 4 beers whilst watching it. had to explain charles manson and quentin tarantino’s foot fetish to my parents