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i have trouble rating things under 4 stars 😩

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Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • Pulp Fiction
  • God's Own Country
  • Call Me by Your Name

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  • Beethoven Lives Upstairs

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  • Argylle

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  • Little Children

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  • Madame Web

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  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    was so sad when his big fat penis stopped working almost cried

  • 1917

    1917

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i will never understand that German pilot snitch motherfucker like did you get the war bonus points you dead idiot

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  • Beethoven Lives Upstairs

    Beethoven Lives Upstairs

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    had the honor and privilege of watching this one four times today

  • Argylle

    Argylle

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    pretty sure if john wick put knives in his shoes and did a triple axel on oil while shooting everyone in the room you guys would lap it up like dogs so what gives

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  • Brothers

    Brothers

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    this was like natalie and jake doing chores cut to tobey being tortured in the desert cut back to jake playing with the kids

  • Shortcomings

    Shortcomings

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    one of the most boldly shitty main characters i've seen in a comedy in a while, simultaneously very relatable in certain unfortunate ways. very bravely roasts a beloved and popular film and i certainly havent seen THAT in a while either. overall even though there was some initial stiffness i had a lot of fun and there were a lot of interesting conversations weaved throughout the film.