Andampers’s review published on Letterboxd:
Love when Peter "saves" the clocktower. That sequence should have been three times longer.
I hope that they stay true to what was foreshadowed in this movie, and Spiderman spends the rest of his days suffering chronic eye infections, which is what happened to Katherine Hepburn after her swim in a Venice canal in Summertime. (This is suggested by Flash through the door, even!)
So much of the first episodes of this season of Stranger Things had eleven year olds making out. I greatly preferred this, where young looking adults meekly peck on the lips. THAT's the YA romance I'm here for.
Jake Gyllenhaal delivers a spurt of truly tortured exposition at the mid point of the movie. His effort is the most heroic act in the whole shebang.
And now we enter, sweet relief, the Year Without a Marvel Movie. It's like they realized anticipation requires a refractory period.