Andrew Rogers

Andrew Rogers Pro

fix your heart or die.

Favorite films

  • Faces Places
  • Sullivan's Travels
  • Underworld
  • Camera Buff

Recent activity

  • It Follows


  • The Killer


  • The East


  • Home Alone


Recent reviews

  • The Marvels

    The Marvels


    Qualitatively, I'd say Phase Five of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is perfectly fine. Its three movies so far have been middle-of-the-road. But here's a problem: could you tell me, without looking it up, when Phase Four ended and Phase Five began? Even if you could, could you explain what demarcated the two?

    There was no big team-up, no dichotomy shift in the universe. Phases One through Three took place across five, three, and four years respectively. They originated heroes and…

  • Snowball Fight

    Snowball Fight

    as things are today, they were 126 years ago. chiefly in that, no matter when the snowball fight is, there's always one or two people who take it much too seriously

Popular reviews

  • Repulsion



    Throw out that fucking rabbit jesus christ

  • A Hole in My Heart

    A Hole in My Heart


    Despite its [SCREECHING NOISE] efforts to employ avant- [SOUND CUTS OUT FOR 4 SECONDS, THEN SCREECHING NOISE OVER PIXELATION] garde technique to discuss [REVIEW GOES NIGHTVISION AND SOUND DOESN'T MATCH IMAGE] sexual desire and past trauma and parenting I don [SCREECHING, SCARE CUTS TO VAGINAL SURGERY] 't think A Hole in My Heart succeeds at articulating any of its ideas astutely.