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  The Marvels 2023

  ★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2023 1

  Qualitatively, I'd say Phase Five of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is perfectly fine. Its three movies so far have been middle-of-the-road. But here's a problem: could you tell me, without looking it up, when Phase Four ended and Phase Five began? Even if you could, could you explain what demarcated the two?

  There was no big team-up, no dichotomy shift in the universe. Phases One through Three took place across five, three, and four years respectively. They originated heroes and…

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  Snowball Fight 1897

  Watched 12 Nov 2023

  as things are today, they were 126 years ago. chiefly in that, no matter when the snowball fight is, there's always one or two people who take it much too seriously

Popular reviews

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  Repulsion 1965

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2013 2

  Throw out that fucking rabbit jesus christ

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  A Hole in My Heart 2004

  ★½ Watched 04 Jun 2014

  Despite its [SCREECHING NOISE] efforts to employ avant- [SOUND CUTS OUT FOR 4 SECONDS, THEN SCREECHING NOISE OVER PIXELATION] garde technique to discuss [REVIEW GOES NIGHTVISION AND SOUND DOESN'T MATCH IMAGE] sexual desire and past trauma and parenting I don [SCREECHING, SCARE CUTS TO VAGINAL SURGERY] 't think A Hole in My Heart succeeds at articulating any of its ideas astutely.