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  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  • The Witch
  • The French Dispatch
  • It's a Wonderful Life

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  • Friends with Benefits

    ★★★

  • Blade

    ★★★

  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★★★

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★½

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  • Blade

    Blade

    ★★★

    can’t imagine the pg-13 bloodless disney remake of this being anything less than a travesty. this one’s not perfect by any means as it drags occasionally, but it has moments of action+horror that have way more bite to it than most big studio films care to put in nowadays. the sequel to this is also a lot better as far as cg, action, and plot pacing go.

  • The Host

    The Host

    ★★★★★

    reaching a level of failson that even a lobotomy doesn’t work like it’s supposed to is what i aspire towards

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  • Misery

    Misery

    ★★★★

    this happened to my buddy stephen

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak

    ★★★★

    shame this didn’t get any academy recognition for best costume design and jessica chastain’s supporting role, it really is that good