for someone who doesn’t know anything about movies, i sure do love saying shit about them

Favorite films

  • Before Sunset
  • Lady Bird
  • Chungking Express
  • The Worst Person in the World

Recent activity

  • Crush


  • Fire Island


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Top Gun


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man


    my invisible man is the knowledge that elisabeth moss is a scientologist and he punches me in the face every time she does an incredible performance so i never forget

  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya


    the fact that she got banned from skating, which was the only consistent and good thing in her life, and jeff and shawn got only 18 months is bullshit and tells you everything you need to know about tonya’s life and how she was treated