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  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead


    I liked Tig & the zombie showgirl. If it had just been the two of them fighting in a Vegas hellscape, Snyder could have earned his first 5 star ⭐️

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II


    Logically inept. A cadaver of a script that offers no new insight into any of the characters. Also, these aliens literally just push people to death. Everyone gets violently shoved. That’s the best they could do. PG-13 Slapping aliens.

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  • Knife Skills

    Knife Skills


    Thematically a deeply flawed work. It answers none of the questions viewers may have, such as: Why a French restaurant? How does classism play a role here with the rich patrons being served by previously incarcerated people of color? The restaurant owner was also deeply unlikeable and clearly performed for the camera.

  • 20th Century Women

    20th Century Women


    A dreadful endurance test of unrelatable characters and virtually every indie movie clichè. The film equivalent of being waterboarded.