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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 1986
Glad I watched this again while sober. I enjoyed it plenty the first time, but more of the film, particularly the back half, actually clicked with me on this go.
I love Caroline Williams' performance as Stretch. Her casting is, perhaps, Hooper's most brilliant stroke in the whole film. There's a sturdiness to her demeanor that feels a total departure from usual Final Girl material, and gives 2 a very distinct flavor within the genre's history. The film doesn't play…
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Grey Gardens 1975
Less the tragedy of missed opportunities and regret that I had expected and more an intensive-yet-impartial portrait of two fundamentally eccentric women incapable of conforming to the societal demands of the time/place in which they came up. If one takes Little Edie’s endless waxing poetic at face value, then yes: her mother’s inability to care for herself essentially ruined Little Edie’s potential dream life. And yet, in another scene Little Edie leaps for defend her mom from the mildest suggestion…
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Pearl 2022
As with X, this played even better the second time around. West’s sense of character is much stronger than I think he’s given credit for, the tragedy of Pearl’s life comes into full focus on the second go and really resonated with me on a whole new level.
Both this and X are interesting experiments in balancing conflicting formal demands. We know from House of the Devil, and the various movies-within-movies presented in this duology, that West and Rockett know…
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Blood Rage 1987
The apex of 80's horror sleaze. I've spent years looking for garbage this perfectly-tuned, something that so fully embodies the sensibilities of its era, and I'm slightly amazed I had to cut this deep. Why isn't this movie a bigger deal?
There isn't a single performance that doesn't come off as at least slightly insane, the lighting is painfully flat and the screenplay never settles on a coherent sense of tone - all of which somehow adds to the experience.…
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Zodiac 2007
My aversion to true crime media led the wrong this time. After somehow avoiding Zodiac for years (not intentionally, I just kept “never getting around to it”) I finally check it out as a “sure, why not?” kinda deal and it just steps up and smacks me clean across the face. A completely gripping experience that plows through its 2.5 hour runtime as if it were nothing. I wouldn’t call it “breezy” per se; it’s a big meal and it…
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Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge 1989
Extremely silly and aesthetically cheap, despite boasting enough budget for a handful of pretty dramatic stunts. It'll definitely scratch the c-tier (d-tier?) 80's slasher itch if that's your sorta thing, but it doesn't offer much of anything special. The Phantom of the Opera conceit is amusing but it does make the film drag a bit, as none of the characters we care anything for are under actual threat until the very final stretch. Most of the movie is some pretty…
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BlackBerry 2023
An unexpected delight. Follows the Social Network-popularized "brand origin story" playbook to a T, yet executes it all with such energy and focus that it transcends any expectational baggage I had going in. The whole cast is extremely game (lovely to see SungWon Cho in a major feature release) but Howerton is the one that runs away with this thing. He bulks up on a number of his key It's Always Sunny muscles to deliver a performance that balances the…
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The Apartment 1960
What a goddamn delight. Gonna be thinking about this one for a long time.
Quite possibly the definitive New Years movie. Cannot wait to revisit.
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