Favorite films

  • House of 1000 Corpses
  • Eraserhead
  • Mandy
  • Inferno

Recent activity

  • Blazing Saddles


  • City Slickers


  • Opera


  • The Little Mermaid


Recent reviews

  • Stung




  • Fast X

    Fast X


    I just kept imagining if Vin Diesel was Batman and if Jason’s character was replaced with the Joker… this would have been the best Batman movie ever made

Popular reviews

  • The Paloni Show! Halloween Special!

    The Paloni Show! Halloween Special!


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The aliens putting the baby in the microwave one had me absolutely hackling. So well done and so many talented artists!

  • Shark Waters

    Shark Waters


    This is the first film I worked on when I stared working at The Asylum as the post production coordinator. Honestly a good, entertaining film. Met the director at the theatrical screening; really good work, man.