Eternals

Eternals ★★★

Lots of new and refreshing stuff in a mostly boring and undoubtedly too long movie. It’s really at a disadvantage with its inclusion of so many characters and although all of its elements aren’t necessarily inoffensive and at best are highly effective, but there’s a lackluster feel about the way it’s all put together. Besides all that golden hour lighting.’


EDIT: how in the world do I forget to mention that I walked out for an ICEE and missed the sex scene. ICEEs don’t yet have the barcode of Satan on the bottom of the cup that does Pythagorean theorems to tell you that you can’t get a refill.