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  • My Son Hunter

    My Son Hunter


    this is it.

    this is the worst film i've ever seen.

    i want to be clear: i'm not talking about politics.

    i'm talking about filmmaking.

    i'm talking about writing. i'm talking about acting. i'm talking about directing. et cetera, ad infinitum and ad nauseam.

    while i obviously would not encourage anyone to pay for this (i did not), more importantly, i would not encourage anyone to watch this for free. the cost is simply way too high.

    every other movie…

  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight


    In his poignant ode to simplicity, Michael Bay's "Transformers: The Last Knight" captures the sensation of how technology can lead to alienation in a way that hasn't been achieved since Radiohead's "OK Computer."

    Working from a meticulously crafted and deeply personal script by Art Marcum, Matt Holloway and Ken Nolan (story by Akiva Goldsman, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway and Ken Nolan), Bay shows us the many ways we and our planet have been changed by runaway science - transformed, if…

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  • In the Court of the Crimson King: King Crimson at 50

    In the Court of the Crimson King: King Crimson at 50


    i wasn’t expecting this to be as funny as it was, but watching all the creative ways crimson members from throughout the 50 years of the group found to say that robert fripp is kind of a dick to work with was hilarious

  • Something in the Dirt

    Something in the Dirt


    a fun new addition to the "LA Arcana" genre of 'under the silver lake' et al, this one concerning an apartment that may or may not be the locus of interdimensional secrets known to the founders of that city. but filmmakers (and stars) justin benson and aaron moorhead are mostly interested in their characters, and use the weird goings on and mounting coincidences to show their influence on two apartment-complexmates who decide to investigate the strange phenomena, with increasingly paranoid…

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  • Malignant



    i haven't cackled with delight through a horror movie the way i did here in forever, and it was pretty much nonstop during the last half-hour. i will be watching this a lot.

    what a picture!

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    i am legit shocked at how bad this was so all i have is a few thought fragments

    at the 1:57 mark my cat stepped on my apple tv remote and shut off hbo max and at first i was mad but after seeing the last 35 minutes of the movie i realized she was just trying to help

    i think the title refers to the last time we would've thought the movie's special effects looked good

    it doesn't feel…