Black Widow

Black Widow ★★

extremely funny that marvel were too sexist to make a black widow movie in like 2014 when she was super popular and instead waited until everyone hates scarjo and is kinda tired of marvel movies. this was so dull and soulless like... there's already seven hundred movies about scary undercover russian spies that control everything, if you're gonna insist on making another one at least give it a fun twist or do something to spice it up!

this whole thing is just "wow, maybe the avengers ARE my family" *the room explodes while somebody screams in a horrible eastern european accent*