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as weyes blood once famously sang “i love movies”
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Favorite films

  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Uncut Gems
  • The Social Network
  • Jurassic Park

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  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★

  • The Nice Guys

    ★★★★★

  • Bridesmaids

    ★★★★½

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★½

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  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her

    ★★★

    meryl streep in that powder blue silk jacket and cocking that shotgun.... i hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

    EDIT: im a lesbian now

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  • Make Up

    Make Up

    ★★½

    she isn’t fingering shit with those nails

  • Pokémon Heroes

    Pokémon Heroes

    ★★★★

    when i say that the pokemon series is better than most “masterpieces”, i mean it. pulp fiction wants what this film has and it’s never gunna get it