Andy Zachariason

Andy Zachariason

every night before bed i read the script to Superbad

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars


    a nerd and a jock fighting over the cheerleader, but by the end they realize that dudes.... simply... rock. 

    a few technical whiffs here and there that are more charming than anything—it has the spirited energy of making a movie with your friends (and is magically great)!!! 

    luke is kinda the only thing that brieflyyyy takes me out of it, but i’d argue it’s more of a lucas directing problem.

    Harrison Ford’s energy is off the charts, cool without trying.…

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    Best Editing
    Best Sound Mixing
    Best Sound Editing
    Best Actor


    here i am tho, watched the whole thing WITH commercial breaks. listened to some Queen afterwards too

Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    *Brian De Palma voice* “what is the force?”

    this film is a rosetta stone for how NOT to make a movie. seemingly written with furious disdain and misunderstanding of its predecessor, Rise of Skywalker is like a reddit post by a dude who probly has an action figure of slave Leia. 

    i’ve never seen a movie completely reject and misunderstand its previous entry (a film that was thoughtful and well crafted no matter how you feel about its decisions) and…

  • Friends: The Reunion

    Friends: The Reunion

    *sound of a scythe being sharpened*

    the spectre of death awaits us all