I’m not a critic. I’m just a guy who likes movies and has a lot of thoughts.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I'm almost lost for words.
I'm screaming internally with joy and giddiness.
They did it again, the crazy bastards did it again!
I'd first like to apologise to the masterpiece that is Blindspotting, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to remove you from my Top 3. It hurts, but that's just how it's gotta be. Now I'm gonna spoil pretty much the whole thing so don't read further if you haven't watched this, because believe me you want to…
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
Alright guys, let's do this one last time.
My name is Robert J Hadley, and for the last 3 years I've been the one and only AngierCorleone.
This is my favourite movie, no contest. Everything I have ever asked from a movie in the years I've been watching them is here in abundance, I mean need I say more. Do I really need to tell you what a beautiful, tragic, hysterical, awe inspiring, emotional, jaw dropping, life changing work of…
The Banshees of Inisherin 2022
I'm just gonna put my hands up and say it, I didn't fecking get it. The movie just refused to click with me, and I waited the entire time for a moment where I had the feeling of "Oh! I understand now, this is the masterpiece everyone said it was." But that feeling never came, which is a shame considering how highly praised this is. Like the basic premise I understood, but anything deeper just zipped past my head and…
The Little Mermaid 2023
Alight, let me lay down some facts...
We know without a doubt this isn't going to match the quality of the original.
We know that they're gonna make this longer than the original for no reason.
We know they're going to add nothing new and actively remove things in this movie.
And we know there's gonna be nothing of value to be gained by watching this.
So I have to ask, why bother watching this? There's gonna be no enjoyment…