Rembrandt Q Pumpernickel

Rembrandt Q Pumpernickel

Favorite films

  • Anatomy of a Fall
  • May December
  • Poor Things
  • Man on Fire

Recent activity

  • Batman Forever


  • Look Back in Anger


  • The Lego Movie

  • Se7en


Recent reviews

  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes


    The apes are so impressive in this movie. The first time they show up on screen, it's so intimidating, just the scope of them. This is not a great movie by any means, but it's probably the height of CGI artistry in the 2010s and deserves to be discussed in those terms.

    And yet we've not moved forward from this point whatsoever. If anything, CGI artistry has regressed. Almost no other major blockbusters have put in what was required to…

  • The Intern

    The Intern


    Through the first thirty minutes or so, I was worried why I loved this movie on first viewing, but the last thirty minutes hit so hard. De Niro and Hathaway's friendship and acting are so singular and nuanced and deeply emotional. They say the romcom is dead, but I'd love to see the friend-com become a thing. Watching two people fall in love (platonically) is just as beautiful and worth watching as romance.


Popular reviews

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Perfect Blue is a serial killer film, and the killer is patriarchal violence.

    Many films mine the tension between one's idealized self and the self one lives in reality to create drama and art*, few so adeptly recognize that for women, both of these sides are controlled by men. Perfect Blue is the story of pop icon Mima who decides to move from singing to acting and takes a minor role in a disgusting procedural show about grisly murders. But…

  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon

    Can anyone confirm that Refn has actually met a person?