Little Shop of Horrors ★★★★

When I was a little girl, I was obsessed with carnivorous plants.

I'd look at pictures of them in books and be mesmerized.

I very badly wanted one, but something held me back.

I was worried that it would eat me.

Maybe not the whole me, but a finger or two.

My parents said, you silly child, it will eat a few flies.

They said I had too much imagination.

Nonetheless, I never got one.

And now I know why:

Because I was fucking right!