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  • Young Adult

    Young Adult

    ★★½

    I was totally there for the eating and watching of trash and doing mediocre on the wii fit (lockdown life to a tee) but then it all devolved into this embarrassingly misguided quest that I just kind of hated 😬

  • Air Force One

    Air Force One

    ★★★½

    I enjoy how half of the siege is Harrison Ford KICKING ASS and then the other half is just him being a grumpy old man who doesn’t understand how to work things 

    Conversely, I do not enjoy that the role of a female veep here, which until this historic day was still fiction, is just to be constantly undermined with sexist remarks 😐

    Otherwise it’s peak dumb 90s action and y’all know how much I love that. Happy Inauguration Day!

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    How can it be so fucking loud and yet so hard to understand what anyone’s saying half the time?🤔

    I found the first half vaguely interesting, but then it just wouldn’t end and the novelty of the spectacle wore off and I was flaking.

    No more Nolan for me this year. I’m done. 

    Elizabeth Debicki is ethereal though and I want her to be my very tall wife.

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★½

    Scavenger Hunt #53 | 1/31 | Task 29

    How Will It End?

    It took me a very long time to finally get around to watching it, but my god, this might just be the most fucked up film I’ve ever seen?? I can’t imagine a dystopia more oppressive and nightmarish and unjust as the one Truman is trapped in. 

    Don’t get me wrong, it is very, very cleverly done and I admire the shit out of it, but fucking hell.…