• Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

    Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

    ★★★½

    this is the andrea riseborough performance of 2022 that we should be talking about

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★

    I was enjoying this for the first hour or so but then there was still so much movie left and I gradually lost focus until I was doing something entirely else when it ended 😭

  • Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris

    Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris

    ★★★★

    this is why they make movies this is why we see movies this is what cinema is all about etc etc

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans

    ★★★★

    Hope that kid got to make his movies he had a lot of potential <3

  • The Bad Guys

    The Bad Guys

    ★★★½

    I am not gonna make a furry joke in my review. I might make a praise kink joke though.

  • Meet Cute

    Meet Cute

    ★★

    Girl why

  • American Ocelot

    American Ocelot

    ocelot more like ocelittle

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★½

    Okay but like big pleading eyes isn't really a cat thing, it's a dog thing. Big cat eyes mean trouble.

  • Strange World

    Strange World

    ★★½

    would the song be "A Strange New World" or "A Whole Strange World"?

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★

    You think that's bad? Sometimes my Google Home takes 4 tries to play Gordon Lightfoot.

  • Cruel Intentions

    Cruel Intentions

    ★★★

    Ryan Philippe is so uncharismatic he cannot be worth all that!!!

  • Singin' in the Rain

    Singin' in the Rain

    ★★★★★

    Kathy and Don are so self insert contemporary romance y/n fanfic