Favorite films

  • The Chill Factor
  • Silent Night, Deadly Night
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Long Kiss Goodnight

Recent activity

  • For Your Eyes Only


  • TC 2000


  • Dead Space


  • The Badger Game


Recent reviews

  • Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby

    Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby


    “I was just thinking how glad I was you didn’t barf in my pussy.”

  • Pink Force Commando

    Pink Force Commando


    Remember that dream you had after the spaghetti western marathon at the all-night Asian supermarket? The dream fuelled by MSG, odd-flavored potato chips & strange jello-y desserts? Thanks to Joseph Lai, you can relive it again & again. A team of women agrees after a narrowly escaped siege to return later for their hidden gold. But later reveals a semi-post-apocalyptic commerce-rich western town built on the spot. Naturally they team up to find a huge diamond, but the warrior-woman in white needs…

Popular reviews

  • 3 from Hell

    3 from Hell


    After nearly fifteen years, Zombie has reopened the Firefly file. Mostly set ten years after the original, (making it 1988 for those who’ve stopped counting) this violent, foul-mouthed, band-on-the-run flick is really no surprise, whether you like it or wanna leave it. I’m a big fan of Zombie’s work, even when I’m not sure I like it. I love these characters & the actors that the man gathers around him are a treat to watch. The opening is a collection of…

  • Killing Me Softly

    Killing Me Softly


    Hot alien Heather Graham designs CD-ROMs in London. She makes the mistake of crossing the street with sex-faced Joseph Fiennes, perhaps proving that Shakespeare is always in love. A frisky afternoon leads Graham toward dissatisfaction with her regular-Joe boyfriend. Is Fiennes really a heroic mountain climber? Is someone dead? Is there a reason why the naked sex dries up around the halfway mark? This erotic thriller advertises itself as having something to do with kinky sex, but the deepest it…