Future founder of Eugene’s Bluejeans (dot gov)

Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • Little Women
  • Nope
  • Parasite

Recent activity

  • Hot Rod


  • Moulin Rouge!


  • La La Land


  • Barbie


Recent reviews

  • Mortuary



  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod


    DNF. No rating change from previous viewing

Popular reviews

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


    I did not expect Guardians Vol 3 to be the most heartfelt movie in the MCU. I also did not expect it to have the most hate-able villain. Lastly, I did not expect that it would blow me away, so persistently. Beautiful movie all around

    And with this- pretty much every MCU character I give a fuck about has had a good send-off. James Gunn, I’ll follow you wherever you go. I’ve never had more hope for the future of…

  • Dune



    Look, I love this movie despite it being a victim of the “part one” plague. It still falls into the trap of feeling incomplete, although it did a lot to fight against that from happening. It concluded very well, much better than most or even all the other “part one” films, but it still lacked a truly satisfying ending.

    (Edit: I’ve been thinking about this movie a lot. I adored the ride and I’m not sure that being disappointed with…