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  • Outlaw King

    Outlaw King

    ★★

    "honestly yev gottae hear this cunt's accent"

    "is it that bad aye?"

    chris pine: "HERE A NO YOUS AR TALKIN ABOOUT MEEHHH"

  • Run Lola Run

    Run Lola Run

    ★★★½

    honestly man lola is some woman the amount of fags i smoke a day i’d be lucky if i made it down her apartment’s spiral staircase without wheezing

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★

    girl walking down the street: “and then he ATE the peach”

    guy in sunglasses: “oh my god he ate the peach”

  • The Departed

    The Departed

    ★★★★

    me: i only appreciate original innovative filmmaking
    martin scorsese: *uses the same rolling stones song he has used in every one of his soundtracks expect in this movie he uses it TWICE*
    me: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique