im so close to giving this film 5 stars honestly it's so amazing it's like everyone just went fuck it and this was the masterpiece they created seriously i can't believe some of the stuff that goes down the cgi baby, that pg 13 sex scene that's literally just loads of dissolves and extreme close ups, the AMOUNT OF VAMPIRE BEHEADINGS OH MY FUCKING GOD, rami malek and lee pace are in this movie i can't believe it, that weird goth filter they put over every frame that makes everyone look so pale and blue, “YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER", charlie swan not noticing that his granddaughter has grown 7 YEARS IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS, how is it that these movies have like 3792174 vampires in it and not one of them is lgbt like honestly if alice and rosalie were a lesbian vampire couple i would stan this film so hard, bella and edward snogging in a meadow more times than i can fucking count, the 'it was all just a dream' cliche hahahahhahaaha, that damn christina perri song that made me so emo, MICHAEL SHEEN'S LAUGH IM DYING, everyone giving bella human lessons even tho she's only been a vampire for a day, jacob literally falling in love with a CHILD and then just being like "it's a wolf thing" omfg i really wish the franchise hadn't have ended because honestly this film is amazing it is art