Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • The Fugitive
  • The Sixth Sense
  • WALL·E

Recent activity

  • War of the Worlds


  • All Quiet on the Western Front

  • Dune

  • Confess, Fletch

Recent reviews

  • War of the Worlds

    War of the Worlds


    Still genuinely the scariest movie ever made

  • My Cousin Vinny

    My Cousin Vinny


    The scene in the jail cell is the funniest scene ever written I watch this movie once a year and it’s better every time

Popular reviews

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water


    Okja is cute but can you fuck Okja?

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    I'd watch Timi and Armie bike through Italy for 13 hours, as long as those Sufjan songs were on repeat.