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  • Dog Star Man

    Dog Star Man


    (Watched while listening to both parts of Grouper's A I A)

    At one point while I was watching this, a moth attacked my face. I don't blame it. Brakhage and moths have a history of not getting along.

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall


    "Ain't that just the way"

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  • The Master

    The Master


    This movie is The Godfather for people who hate themselves.

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    Cinematic equivalent to waking up to a early-2010s SNL rerun and then not being able to get a restful night of sleep because you keep thinking about how these people get paid to write this poorly.

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  • The Follow

    The Follow

    BMW exec: Alright guys just make a car chase with the new model.

    Ang Lee: You got it.

    John Frankenheimer: Yes, sir.

    WKW: Can the car chase be in your soul?

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    A couple of things to note before I leap into this review:
    - I haven't read anything by Mishima
    - I watched this on the beautifully transferred Criterion Blu-ray

    Now, this is most likely the most beautiful film I've ever seen, for a plethora of reasons. And I've seen 2001 on 70mm. So I'm going to break it down...

    Mishima: A Review in Four Chapters

    1. Beauty

    "Even the most beautiful body is soon destroyed by age. Where is beauty…