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  • Atomic Blonde

    Atomic Blonde


    I stan Bisexual Queen Lorraine Broughton.

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    “Give me your FACE!”

    This one fucked me up as a teenager. At the time I happily declared it “among the worst films ever made” and constantly obsessed over its “ineptitude” as I saw it. It lingered in my brain for years the same way some of my favourite films do. This was a foundational film-going experience for me. For better and definitely for worse.

    Now as an adult, I think I’d probably take this over a lot of the…

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  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer


    If your eyes don't swell up at least twice before you bawl your eyes out during the Grand Prix... well, I don't know. You probably don't have a soul.

    "This is my religion."

    Couldn't have said it better myself.

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    Ho-boy, there's a lot of bullshit to unpack here.

    This is a very dumb movie, but I might be more forgiving of it if it wasn't so blatantly tone deaf. But Marvel's need for its films since IRON MAN 3 to be "broadly topical" manifests here in a way where it's not just toothless, but instead it becomes Dangerously Ignorant.

    But yeah, that's what happens when you try to make your movie as "fun" and "inclusive" as possible while still…