• Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle


    Probably the most flawed movie I’ll ever give 4 stars.

  • Inside Out

    Inside Out


    It was so sad when that one character died. I forgot what their name was. Actually I can’t remember much of that character at all...

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    Aggressively unfunny.

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    Just a lazy movie.

  • Krampus



    Seemed like something that would be right up my alley, but the scares, suspense, and magical monstrosities all fell flat for me.

    Would’ve greatly improved if Dwight was the narrator of the story.

  • Suspiria



    Evocative, exotic, and entrancing, I would’ve loved every moment of Suspiria had the painful exposition scene at the university been cut.

  • Halloween



    You have to love how they tease Michael Myers face in the first 30 minutes. Keeping you in suspense as to whether they understand the character or not.

    About as good of a Halloween sequel as you can get.

  • Interstellar



    Matthew McConaughey was actually crying because Lincoln ran out of business while he was away.

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    I still can’t find a single wasted moment in this movie.

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    Zombieland: Double Tap


    Full of guts, glory, and raucous zombies, this rough-around-the-edges story survives due to its impeccable charm.

    Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) starts off the film by breaking the 4th wall for some gory exposition. It isn’t particularly clever nor painstakingly funny, but it is enjoyable, and a perfect way to set the mood for the next 90 minutes. This isn’t a clever movie. In fact, it is pleased with its raunchy stupidity. Sometimes this works with great results as the absurdity is…

  • Parasite



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Saturated with style and substance, Bong Joon Ho’s Parasite latches onto you, and doesn’t let go.

    Quite simply, this meticulously crafted parable succeeds in its presentation. Each personality is rich and full of life, with care put into every offhand glance. It draws out suspense smoothly and spreads it around for much of its runtime, all the while telling a story of social class that is both intoxicating and tragic. 

    Parasite has heaps of subtext from minute to minute, but…

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie


    Slow, steady, and then pulse pounding, this epilogue to Breaking Bad is a perfect capper for Jesse Pinkman’s journey.

    El Camino continues on the same road that Breaking Bad left off, with Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul) escaping his imprisonment due to Walter White’s machine gun gluttony. The news of the incident runs fast and far, and soon everyone in ABQ knows about the bloody meth massacre that happened under their floorboards with Jesse as the sole survivor. 

    Jesse flees through…