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Favorite films

  • The Sound of Music
  • La La Land
  • Mean Girls
  • The Parent Trap

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Recent reviews

  • Inventing Anna

    Inventing Anna

    this could’ve been an email

  • In the Heights

    In the Heights


    nobody at all:
    my brain ever since i’ve watched this movie: “usnaviallnight!!!youbarelyevendancedwithme!!dontmakemelaughivebeentryingallnightyouvebeenshakingyourassforlikehakfoftheheights!real nice!you barely gave me a chance all evening!what?!do i get another dance?i’m leaving!VANEEEEEEESSAAAAAAA”

Popular reviews

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel


    when brie larson yelled “my name is carol”,  i expected her to follow with “and i wanna speak to the manager”

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again


    I usually only cry while watching Disney movies but Meryl Streep is a real life Disney princess so needless to say I burst into tears the SECOND she appeared on the screen