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  The Skin I Live In 2011

  Watched by ari 20 Feb 2022

  dawg are you fucking kidding? 
  - kanye west, the glory

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  Mr. Klein 1976

  Watched by ari 19 Feb 2022 1

  alain delon is an obsessive, vengeful, crazy, sensitive but cold, and idiotic douchebag in every movie. 
  i relate to him so much. 

  except for that fact that he’s got a stupid haircut in this one. i would never do that to myself.

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  Watched by ari 16 Dec 2021

  turning the audience into children and making them cum of nostalgia is a form of molestation, sony. my lawyer will be in touch.

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  Watched by ari 29 Nov 2021 1

  damn looks like i’m adding to the already stacked pile of positive reviews.
  it’s great, it’s fun. i laughed, and i laughed even harder. 

  charmed me from the first few minutes.
  also had my butt clenched in quite a few scenes (bradley cooper you crazy bastard, i love you). 

  but paul thomas anderson cheated cause you can’t put mccartney AND the doors on the soundtrack and expect me to not like the movie.