Favorite films

  • Stalker
  • The Social Network
  • Twin Peaks
  • F for Fake

Recent activity

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

Recent reviews

  • The Skin I Live In

    The Skin I Live In

    dawg are you fucking kidding? 
    - kanye west, the glory

  • Mr. Klein

    Mr. Klein

    alain delon is an obsessive, vengeful, crazy, sensitive but cold, and idiotic douchebag in every movie. 
    i relate to him so much. 

    except for that fact that he’s got a stupid haircut in this one. i would never do that to myself.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    turning the audience into children and making them cum of nostalgia is a form of molestation, sony. my lawyer will be in touch.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    damn looks like i’m adding to the already stacked pile of positive reviews.
    it’s great, it’s fun. i laughed, and i laughed even harder. 

    charmed me from the first few minutes.
    also had my butt clenched in quite a few scenes (bradley cooper you crazy bastard, i love you). 

    but paul thomas anderson cheated cause you can’t put mccartney AND the doors on the soundtrack and expect me to not like the movie.