Favorite films

  • TRON: Legacy
  • Drive My Car
  • Before I Fall
  • Magic Mike's Last Dance

Recent activity

  • Certain Women


  • Inside Man


  • John Carter


  • Mars Attacks!


Recent reviews

  • Peter Pan & Wendy

    Peter Pan & Wendy

    almost entirely worthless but still an improvement from The Green Knight.

  • Nanny



    misery porn disguised as a horror film in order to stand out in the market. filled with obvious needledrops, lots of hollow symbolism (the stuff with the water at the end made me roll my eyes) and a frankly embarrassing ending. has its moments scattered throughout but feels remarkably uncommitted to being anything in particular; just a mishmash of first draft ideas with some cool music video lighting tricks and no scares (or atmosphere!) whatsoever. really disappointed by this.

Popular reviews

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ah yes this movie about privileged rich kids dealing with their meaningless shallow problems like the lingering trauma of childhhood sexual abuse, dealing with grief over your best friend's suicide, being openly gay and receiving brutal homophobia and dismissal from the man you love, being cheated on and abandoned in relationships and dealing with depression and crippling social anxieties by making connections and bonding with people, to find some form of solace and beauty in a world filled with such…

  • Mysterious Skin

    Mysterious Skin


    “I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind, rise like two angels in the night and magically disappear”