• Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure
  • Belle



    still whips

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses


    loose flesh and stabbing, a.k.a the american way. there’s a scene in this where it looks like they’re going out to the oil rigs from there will be blood and my dumb ass had to say “woaaaah where’s daniel plainview?” guess im “the pta fan” now. Zombie has more swag in his finger than paul does in his whole body though

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru


    they rolled down a hill

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!


    watched on dvd as it should be

  • Videodrome



    the old cronenberg is dead! long live the new david!

    watched after consuming both his pre-videodrome genre filmmaking and his post-videodrome dramatic pictures, I don't think there is a film in a director's oeuvre that so cleanly proves itself as an artistic and creative breakthrough as this. A razor sharp blade splitting the man's filmography (and, indeed, the act of creating video art itself) in two, here Cronenberg begins with his most self-deprecating self insert yet-a sleeze ball cynic who…

  • Nope



    cowboys and aliens!!!! this movie has a blood house!!!!! 3/3 for peele!!!!!!!!!

  • Irma Vep

    Irma Vep


    “fuck movies!” -the movie guy

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho


    edgar wright should direct more dramatic films. it’s insane that this has more craft and style than anything in suspiria 2018!! not a high bar though. also i genuinely hope he never writes again

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2


    i did go “hehehehe” and “woaaah!!” most of the runtime

  • Despicable Me 3

    Despicable Me 3


    second best film in the saga i won’t lie. weirdly precedent in copying bits from movies that came out the year after? maybe it’s another katzenberg-dreamworks situation over there. idk, i had fun

  • Midnight Cowboy

    Midnight Cowboy


    i keep forgetting to log this, but taxi driver made me think about it again; parts of this are capital G-reat but i think dustin hoffman throws the balance of this thing off so much with his shrieking performance and the fact that so much emotionally lies on me caring about him is pretty dire. love voight in this so much and its consistently beautiful, so i might appreciate it more some day—for now, easy rider outsold