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  • Hamlet



    you expect me to watch a film that has “hamlet (pow pow pow)” by the birthday party playing over a particularly moody shot of ethan hawke as hamlet in a modern shakespeare adaptation (i feel woozy just thinking about the adamcore of it all) and not lose my goddamn marbles and say “i’m literally obsessed” every three minutes?

  • The Visitor

    The Visitor


    katy collins wasn’t a demonic spawn she was simply a #girlboss

Popular reviews

  • Lennon or McCartney

    Lennon or McCartney

    god tier: the one dude who said stalin
    top tier: ringo, harrison, or literally anything else
    middle tier: mccartney
    low tier: "i can’t choose" or both
    shit tier: lennon

  • Red Eye

    Red Eye


    cillian murphy: [choking rachel mcadams out in an airplane bathroom]
    me: god i wish that was me