I started a full time job this week and between my exhaustion and the commute this kind of shit is all I can watch during my non-existent spare time now. Please say a prayer for me.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

My local theatre: truth or dare 
Me: dare
My local theatre: I dare you to watch this movie 
Me: ... I meant truth 
My local theatre: are you or are you not a cheap movie ho who would watch anything as long as it’s free?
Me: Touché, see you on Tuesday

“I mean, for me, I could love someone even if I wasn't paid for it. I love you, and you don't pay me.”